I saw stars last night. Apparently the night-time spraying operation has been suspended days after being exposed on Indymedia!

Or maybe.... I know! There was supposed to be cloud cover last night as per the weather forecast.. but lo, there was none! Those evil military scientists must have engineered a new chemical spray that *disperses* cloud cover when released, to outsmart us all! We see a clear sky and we think there's nothing there!

My informants deep inside top-secret Pentagon research facilities warned me today that at approximately 9p tonight all our sunlight will slowly fade away and our blue sky will become black as a direct result of an evil government project to cause the Earth to turn, thus depriving us of needed sunlight to survive!

He also warned that the President is fearful we'll discover their plan too soon, so he's ordered the military to turn the planet back around at 6am and restore the sky to blue before anyone notices.

But Ive learned that there is a flaw in the government's plan. ELF has planted environmentally conscious agents in the project, who have sabotaged the software running it with a subtle bug. Watch where the sun is in the sky at 9pm when the sky goes black - when it returns to blue at 6am, the sun will suddenly appear *on the other side of the sky!* How did that happen?

No one is asking these important questions - further proof that they have us in their clutches, controlling our thoughts. How can people NOT notice the sun suddenly moving to the opposite side of the sky?

The good news is that thousands of Santa Cruzians just like yourself are waking up and getting involved. We can stop this! Just buy one of my special Micro-Cosmic Dialectric Sunomatic Anti-Spinometers for $9.95 at youvegottobekidding.com and you'll be ready to join us in exposing this evil plot!

Wake up Santa Cruz! The end is near!

Huh.. what? Iraq? 9/11? Enron? SARS? Patriot Act? Homeland Security? No no no, these are all just clever diversions to distract you from the real issues - chemtrails! Resist the propaganda - I wouldn't lie to you, I'm completely sincere! Trust me!

-Van