Dear Eco Fighter,

Thank you for your sincere concern. We have already spent considerable time and energy researching this and similar matters. We, however, have come to conclusions which are contrary to yours. Sorry.

For your personal health and well-being, and as a way of fending off some of the more repetitive and controlling thoughts you may encounter, you might consider daily ingestions of Risperdal or a similar substance. Numerous persons have recounted significant improvements in their resistance to radiation when sticking to a daily regimen such as this.

Peace,
ne@nderthal