Don't worry, you can trust corporate America and the U.S. government. Nobody is lying to you. Everything is safe. You are getting sleepy now. When I snap my fingers you will go out and spend money.

There once was a time when you could go to the mall and put parts of your body in an x-ray machine for a nickel exposing yourself to large and unneeded doses of radiation just for the fun of it as many times as you wanted.

A friend who died of cancer, and was not informed of the risks, used to go look at his bones through that machine all the time.

The hazards of microwave radiation are well established and include brain damage and brain tumors.