OK, so retroactive abortions would be slightly too severe —BUT what do we do with a bunch of guys who WANT a nuclear war?!

They make Ronald Reagan's former policies look sane! At least Reagan falsely believed a nuclear war would be survivable and that the "winner" would emerge and triumph—and the world would go on! Not so the freaked out fundis who WANT to blow us all to smithereens—including "i"!

So whats the solution? There arent enough padded cells for these woo woos so what do we do to prevent them from blowing up the world?!