I'm a troll? I'm a corporate shill?

I work at Blockbuster in Scott's Valley, shelving big-budget no-plot crap so that people like you can be entertained at your convenience. I MAKE $8.33 AN HOUR. How much do you make?

I've attended a few local political rallies since moving here from gentrified Oakland 3 years ago, but never joined any of them because of the disturbing absence of independent thought I see in their eyes and slogans.

I'm a corporate shill?

You an irrational extremist zealout. People like you scare me, but I'm forbidden from saying that all day long. So I'm saying it here, now. You people are insane, and you scare me. Your anger causes you to lash out almost at random, with blind prejudice.