"Ever hear of the supreme law of the land? I shouldn't have to deconstruct this phrase for you. Why is this so hard to grasp? The United States Constitution says you can't do it, so if you want to call yourself a law-abiding citizen then knock the "moral turpitude" enforcement shit off, yo. I don't care how many bible-thumping booze-fearing wife-beating old Pentacostal whackjobs your puppet stacks the Supreme Court deck with to tell us that black is white and up is down. "That all men are created equal, and are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights. That among these are the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness."

And off he gooooooes... Can't say it was ever a pleasure, but I hate to break the news to you that just because you don't like it, that doesn't mean it's unconstitutional.