Reality? You want to punish people for victimless non-crimes that are fully within their Constitutional rights, and you call me unreal? Possession of coffee or being under the influence of tobacco doesn't hurt anyone, but the last time beer was made illegal the black market price was so high that it created violent organized crime gangs in the 1920s.

Weak and immoral people were committing crimes to afford beer then. Does that mean beer and beer-drinkers are all evil, and that beer is too dangerous to legalize?

Burglary is a crime. Murder is a crime.

Beer is a right. Tobacco is a right. Pot is a right. Cocaine, heroin, crystal meth, LSD, and mushrooms are all rights too.