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"Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

We have been racking our brains at paparazzi central and have not been able to come up with the perfect caption for this amazing photograph of our Chancellor, Denise Denton.
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Is the english language truely capable of expressing the immense dedication to acedemia and other heartfelt sentiments shown in this photograph of UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton? We think not! But try anyway!
We are leaving this important task for paparazzi's dear indymedia readers.

Post your best captions as comments and maybe someone will win a prize from our fabulous stash of stuff here at paparazzi central.

Leave your email address here if you want to enter the contest and maybe receive a prize. Or, if you wish to receive this photograph for FREE from paparazzi's poster quality .jpg archives, send us an email request at paparazzi_sc (at) yahoo.com clearly titled "DENISE DENTON CAPTION CONTEST 2005"

Final decisions are arbitrary and will be made with full bias to fit our twisted perception of reality... how deep does the rabbit hole go?

All entries must be posted as comments on this article by Tuesday, November 8th.

** Void where prohibited.

*** Paparazzi Central is in no way responsible for scandalous use or misuse of this photograph.... because that would really be a shame.

**** This contest is in no way affiliated with this previous post, but we feel you should see it anyway.

Come on Folks, Why are we hurting Chancellor Denise Denton?
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Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"and then the rabid badger jumped at me like this... RRRRRAAAAAGGGHHRRRRRR!!!!!"
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

Ill get you my pretty and you lil dog too
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

This photographer needs to grow up.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

that's actually denton showing ppl how to make the banana slug...it was funny, but i have no immediate good caption.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

In preparation for this year's Tent University, Chancellor Denton gets an early start teaching campus police the latest in pain-compliance holds and pressure point theory.

born_in_camo (at) hotmail (dot) com
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

Denton demonstrates a Shadow Puppets course formation- bunny chased by starved dingo.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"..and then tyrannosaurus arnold ate ucsc like this.."
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"We're going to eat those College Republicans!"
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

I shouldn't have eaten that last hit of acid.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

want a piece of me hippie? come and get it.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

so far, vincent has the best caption
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"One... two....three..........three and a half...if all of you aren't in your free speech zones by time I get to FOUR, I'm calling in the SWAT team!!"
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"My girlfriend really likes it when i do this"
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

I must be a cyborg if I am capable of contorting my hands like the Predator. Either way I'm still a dictator.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

How about....

"Chancellor Denton...the American Sign Language Program has already been cut"

Michelle
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

(remember the michael jackson song:

"CUZ its just THRILLER...yooohooo...ou!
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

Conjuring up an ancient Roman curse, Chancellor Denton sends wannbe hippies to the ninth ditch in the eight circle of hell.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

You call yourself a paparazzi - your camera sucked! I bet you were shooting on program\automatic mode as you probably don't know what an fstop is. You needed a haircut, and when standing beside you (you stood by the doors taking pics and tape recording) I had to move as you smelled horrible. Oh by the way this pic did not capture what she was doing at all. So not only does your equipment suck, but so does your photography skills!!!
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

Come on man, don't be so hard on me! I'm sorry that my camera is not as fancy as yours. You got me though, I was shooting on program\automatic mode. However, I do know about F-Stops, thanks for asking. You know, you're right again, I do need a haircut and a shower! Sorry that i was not smelling zest fully clean for you. If I shower and cut my hair, do you think i may be able to get a date with you or Denton? I'm sure you are one top-notch photographer! Wow, I was just drooling over your fancy camera! Could I touch yours? I'm trying really hard to be just like you!

"Denise Denton, our new Chancellor, explains that a second position was created at UCSC for her partner, Gretchen Kalonji. Denton continues that her $275,000 a year salary is not nearly enough for two people to live a modest life, thus the need to invent a position for her girlfriend at an additional $192,000 a year."
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"Blood sisters: Chancelor Denton and Star Trek's Ginan. Pictured: Denton encounters Q."
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

"Yes my clothes are really from the salvation army, Thank you for noting that."
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

by Tim...I was actually the fellow standing beside you, then left the building and stood right behind you – the guy with the kid. Anyway, I saw you take this pic and was wondering as to what you were shooting for. Well now I know! This is how you spend your time. Justifying your existence by bashing others. Your family must be proud of this accomplishment…and all because Gretchen got a job. Most impressive! Get a life!
PS Individuals like you give the UCSC Students a bad name!

PPS - does this website promote anything beside negative energy?
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

A person calling themself a paparazzi can have crappy equiptment. I agree that paparazzi_sc can not take a photo and probably does not know what photoshop does (holy red eyes).
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

It appears that some of the posts on this topic are being removed. Free speech, not on this website!

Some of the comments posed valid questions as to what students are doing with their time and energy. Who cares what people make…it is what it is! Salaries vary across the board and to compete in the market in this day and age to gather together quality people is tough. And from what I hear Gretchen is an asset to the UC system.

I am just pissed as mr. paparazzi_sc looked official tape recorder an all. For what bashing people.

My daughter was one of the performers and I was hoping that maybe she and her friends may make the papers. Instead Nothing. The photographers were there for this and for ?

So my entry is: Who cares what is really going on, or how long the students rehearsed for this day, let’s protest!
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

pppps - mr paparazzi or tim if that is your real name. you suck! Try doing something constructive. Turn the other cheek and try doing things that are positive. I am just tired of you young kids running a muck.

But how would you know about the performance. You left before it even started. How did my daughter do? It went well, thanks for asking!

And to whoever remove people’s posts – why did you do that? And why didn’t you remove this entire url? You suck to!
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

Regarding removing peoples posts:

This website is for protesting matters. But when a Father protests against you ‘this website’ you in turn become ‘the man’ and I become the unfortunate.

When you protesters turn my age 50, lets see if you still are as angry at the world.
 

Re: "Your Best Caption Here!!!" UCSC Chancellor Denise Denton

This is the sign to piss off anyone over 50.
 

Finalists for the DENISE DENTON CAPTION CONTEST 2005

Here at Paparazzi Central we have agonized over all of our readers marvelous caption submissions, but a three way tie between our completely baiased judges has left us no other choice but to return control to the peoples for this very important decision. Thats right! YOU select between our three favorite captions and we'll appropriately reward our victorious participant. In no particular order, here are our finalists:

by h bomb
"One... two....three..........three and a half...if all of you aren't in your free speech zones by time I get to FOUR, I'm calling in the SWAT team!!"

by vincent
"In preparation for this year's Tent University, Chancellor Denton gets an early start teaching campus police the latest in pain-compliance holds and pressure point theory."

by Michelle tapiz
How about....

"Chancellor Denton...the American Sign Language Program has already been cut"

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Please vote for your favorite submission by name, h bomb, michelle tapiz, or vincent. The choice is yours, choose wisely and keep your lens peeled for more good photo possibilities and do your own paparazi caption contest. All paparazi caption contest submissions should be labeled appropriately and then SUBMITTED HERE.
 

A little teasing never hurt anyone...

This is all good-natured fun, folks. We tease those whom we love.

BTW, I liked that she chose to cut costs on her investiture luncheon and used some of the remainder of her funds to talk about diversity on campus.
 

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