Come on man, don't be so hard on me! I'm sorry that my camera is not as fancy as yours. You got me though, I was shooting on program\automatic mode. However, I do know about F-Stops, thanks for asking. You know, you're right again, I do need a haircut and a shower! Sorry that i was not smelling zest fully clean for you. If I shower and cut my hair, do you think i may be able to get a date with you or Denton? I'm sure you are one top-notch photographer! Wow, I was just drooling over your fancy camera! Could I touch yours? I'm trying really hard to be just like you!

"Denise Denton, our new Chancellor, explains that a second position was created at UCSC for her partner, Gretchen Kalonji. Denton continues that her $275,000 a year salary is not nearly enough for two people to live a modest life, thus the need to invent a position for her girlfriend at an additional $192,000 a year."