An old Crown coach? Nice. That means he gets between 7-9 miles per gallon.

What a hog! The worst SUV or HUMvee isnt even that bad.

Looks like we bombed Iraq so that Reverend Billy could keep his gas guzzler on the road. I'd hate to breathe whatever's coming out of that crusty-ol non-EFI pipe.

You know diesel is the worst gas to burn too, right? Because it's dirty, nasty shite compared to unleaded. That's why it's cheaper.

Way to save the environment, Billybob. So who do you support when you fill up that 50gallon tank, the foreign terrorists or the domestic ones?

Walk the walk.